Aftermath Part 2

My sister tells me I have 2 problems with dairy:  allergy and lactose intolerance.

I think it's less allergy and more intolerance but I'm willing to give her the benefit of some credit because I'm always stuffy a few hours after having most milk products (milk and ice cream!).  

Read that as blinding sinus headache that causes me to be unable to see!

Which sucks, because I really love milk:  I mean 

I love love love milk! 

and who doesn't love ice cream?

Thank God I don't have to give up cheese, 

unless it's Ro-tel and Velveeta party dip.  

After a football game binge of tortilla chips and Velveeta, sometimes I'm not sure how my husband manages to stay in the house...

My mother always told me I crawled into my sister's crib and stole her bottle when I was a toddler and she was a baby.  I believe it too! I think there might be a Polaroid somewhere to prove it.

The Aftermath

Monday -
Dear milk,
Thank you for the stomach ache and bathroom party!  I know I should have taken some Digest Gold with that glass of you, but I was already upstairs and you conned me into believing that you actually do a body good!  I also thought I could sneak you past my digestive system.

Thank you so much for the reminder.
Respectfully,
C

It's a new year and a new beginning

Sunday -
Dear Vitamin D milk,
You have been beckoning to me from the refrigerator since we bought you.  I finally broke down and had some of you with my coffee yesterday.  
You were delicious!  I'm so happy you were nice to me.
Love you,
C